this one is my ex girlfriends apparently her older brother convinced her as a kid that an egg was a chickens period i had to coax her out of this belief several times but if i ever got mad at breakfast id say hey is that blood in the yolk.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- Apparently, when I was little, I used to try and grow chickens by 'planting' their feathers in the ground.— Mat
- When I was about seven, I was utterly convinced that chickens had leaves and trees had feathers.— Confused
- I used to believe that chickens reproduced A sexually and that roosters were just handicapped chickens. — Teena Strang
- My brother was listening to The Corrs and instead "leave me breathless" he would sing "give me breakfast".Anon
- I used to think that nuns were God's girlfriends...— Marie
- I used to think that the Cadbury eggs, that come out at Easter, were filled with real egg yolk.— d