My Dad assured me that UHT Long Life milk came from elephants...
He also told me wholegrain mustard was snakes' poo, and roll mops were snakes' skins.
Brussel sprouts actually are Action Man cabbages tho - that one is true.
A childhood belief about milk

others believed things like this
- I believed that Brussel Sprouts were baby cabbages....they are just so cute!— Heather
- | believed that liver and brussel sprouts were evil.
I'm OK with liver now, but brussel sprouts...— James - When I was little, I used to think that brussel sprouts were midget lettuce.— Jules
- I used to believe brussel sprouts were holy because they had a cross marked in the top when mum boiled them!— Ali Brill
- My parents always told me at night the sticks we had played with throughout the day turned into snakes.. — Sarahb
- I used to believe that snakes don't have legs cause ants bit them of.— Lulzy