i heard my mother say once that she got paid "under the table" and i thought that she literally had to get underneath a table to collect her money..lol
A childhood belief about work

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that there were red and black spiders underneath the table in the toilet.— Phil
- I used to believe that you had to "buy" your job. The more money you paid, the better the job. — Duke
- That everything was free. You paid for nothing, money was just to look nice.— Blasia M
- I used to think all money paid for goods at shops went to charity.— Tim
- I used to think that the sleep in my eyes at the breakfast table were toast crumbs.— crawford
- i used to believe that a ghost lived under my bed and that a giant lived under our dining room table.— nameless