I used to think when someone on TV said "brought to you by so and so company they were actually saying "brocktued by". It took me a while before I figured out brocktued wasn't a word.
A childhood belief about tv

others believed things like this
- whenever the tv announcer said "brought to you", I thought it was one word - "brotue".Anon
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- I thought that the insurance company Aflac was owned by Ben AffleckAnon
- I used to think that a company had boats all over the world making waves, and airplanes making cloudsAnon
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m
- When I was a child I used to believe children were being brought by stork.— Matteo