When me and my sister were kids, we thought all food had to either be a vegetable or an animal. One day at dinner we had pizza, and got into an arguement over whether it was vegetable or animal.
I said it was a vegetable, and pictured things like watermelons growing on trees, and when you sliced them, that's where pizza came from. But my sister said pizza was an animal. I dont know how she could've thought that, but it's funny to imagine little pizzas on legs running around and people hunting them...
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you ate the little seeds on pizza that pizza would grow out of your ears— chana
- pizza hut made their pizzas in a tiny hut out back of the store
Anon - when i was little i thought that pizza grew on trees and that the crust was poisoness thats why nobody ate it.— cameron
- I thought if someone is in a vegatative state they literally turn into a giant vegetable!— Samilton Duerheiser
- In the song "We're going to Ibiza", my friend thought they said "we're going to eat pizza"!— Smaranda
- I thought the lyrics to "We're going to Ibiza" by the Venga Boys was "We're going to eat pizza"— ShannonOfDoom