I used to think that the line, "She takes just like a woman" in Bob Dylan's 'Just Like A Woman' was, "She tastes just like a woman."
Needless to say I was appalled at the fact that one of my favorite singers had a taste for human flesh.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to think I was Wonder Woman! Don't I wish it was so now!Anon
- I used to believe that woman had to pay to keep their last name when they got married!!!!!!!— Imaginative_Kidd
- I used to think the woman on the the Sunmaid Raisin box was my mom— Me