When I got Bob Dylan's Freewheelin' album (around age 9), I thought the line in Honey Just Allow Me One More Chance that goes, "I'm lookin' for a woman needs a worried man" was "I'm lookin' for a woman needs a one-eyed man".
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I thought the line in the song "more than a woman" was "four-legged woman".— boo
- My sister just recently realized that the lyric "more than a woman" wasn't 4 letter woman!— Anne
- I used to think that the song "Evil Woman" was "Medieval Woman". Anon
- I used to believe waffles were honey combs and thats why you would pour honey on it — Gaby
- I always thought that Zuccero's song "Senza una dona" was actually "Sence of a woman"— Miroslava
- When I was a kid I thought rape just meant someone tearing the clothes off of a woman's body.— Matt