when i was 8 my dad told me that my teacher had a secret passage in a cabinet that led to the office. when you would go inside there was a guy who asked for a password.
weeks later i asked her, "what cabinet is the passage in?", she stared at me and then laughed. I was a confused little boy... :P
A childhood belief about teachers

others believed things like this
- I once asked my CCD teacher if eternal bliss in Heaven would get boring after a while.— Some Dude With A Name
- When I was young,I thought the lyrics "Secret Agent man" were actually "Secret Asian Man".— M.M.B.
- When I asked my mother how Elvis died, she told me that he ate too much candy. — Katie B
- I asked my father what holy water was. He told me it was the priest's bathwater. — Gwen
- When I asked my dad how bees collect honey he told me that they carry around little tiny buckets. — Shana
- My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy