The song: Village People’s “Macho Man”
Lyric: Possess the strength and confidence, life's a steal,
I heard “with zesty strip and confidence,” life’s a steal instead
Lyric: He's a special person in anybody's land.
I heard, “he’s a special butt sock” in anybody’s land instead
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I Used To Believe That GayNess Came From Lack Of Confidence In Ones Appearance— Mr Payne
- I used to think that
"The land of make believe"
was
"The land of baked beans."— Baked Bean! - I thought the England was EDGE-land but england was ENG-landAnon
- I used to believe that when you flushed on an airplane, it would land on the people below.Anon
- I used to believe that if i threw something as high as i could into the air god would steal it.Anon
- I always wondered why shepherds washed their socks by night. (correct lyric: watched their flocks)— MaggieNJ