When I was little I was really shy.
So when someone came over I'd hide my toes,
because I thought they were a private part.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I was little, I thought that if I slept with socks on, my toes would grow together.— Laura
- I thought there were only four ranks in the army: private, corporal, Seargeant, and General— Alberto Richardson
- I thought when Grandma's hens were cackling, they were giggling about some private joke in the henhouse. — Not a farm kid
- I remember being scared of the ocean for a while as a little kid. I thought lobsters would pinch my toes.— Flipper
- When I was a child, I used to believe that armpits were private parts— Duda Gueiros
- i used to believe that peas were toes — DJ