when i was about 7 I kept sitting on the radiator (dont ask) and my teacher always used to tell me to get off, but i always got on again so one day she told me that if i sit on the radiator too long my poo will melt and it will run out my butt and everyone will see me pooping! lol
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- My mother told me that if I lay too close to our electric radiator (heater) my brains would melt.
— robyn c. - i used to think that when i was pooping a crocodile could come out of the toilet and bite my butt off.— derek
- If you stood in front of the fire for too long your spine would melt!— Helen, Cumbria
- I thought the mole on my arm was from a bug pooping on my arm a long time agoAnon
- i thought that if you sucked yerr thumb long enough it would turn green. dont ask why! — jordan
- The bus needed coins to run; it would melt them down and use them as fuelAnon