At 6 yrs old, my prankster of a daughter made the smelliest, lactose intolerant fart you could imagine,
right in the middle of a party. She wanted to "share" the moment, so she yelled, "does anyone smell fire"? Natural instincts made everyone take a huge sniff to smell the smoke, only to find out what she let out. Gross!
A childhood belief about farting

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that people who were lactose intolerant could not consume ANY dairy products AT ALL. — Marideth
- I used to believe that hairspray was made of grapes! =) Does't it smell grapey to you? XD— Jaime
- I used to believe that when I farted, i could smell up all the stench before anyone else could smell it.— Tim
- I used to believe that I could smell when it was going to snow.
(I still can!)— sw - Skunks smell bad because they eat garbage.— Isabel
- I used to believe that if you swallowed your gum that you would crumble up and smell like a dead animal !!!!— jordan