I used to believe that penises where sausages and vaginas were donuts! one day in 2nd Grade I was at the cafeteria and the cook said were cooking sausages and having donuts for desert. I looked at him and then called him a canibal. My Mom eventually told me the truth and to this day, I am so embarrased.
A childhood belief about general
others believed things like this
- That donuts where healthy!!!— Stephanie!!
- When I was (very) young, I believed that sausages were Pig poo. Yum.— CrystalTips
- I used to think that sausages where made from cow's udders.— eoin
- i used to believe that sausages were to pigs as eggs are to hens— stuart swanston
- I used to think sausages were vegetables, and they grew in the ground.— K.L.
- I used to believe when I was three that when sausages sizzled it meant they were farting. Anon