Being a girl, I knew that girls peed and pooped while sitting down. I was also aware that boys peed standing up, but nobody ever told me how they pooped. So of course I assumed that they pooped standing up! But I always wondered what they did when they had to go pee and poo at the same time. The best conclusion I came up with was that they peed into the toilet, and held a bucket behind them to catch their poop!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to think girls peed from their butt.— Neil
- I used to beileve girls peed out their butt 😂Anon
- When my brother was little, he believed that girls peed out of their boobs.— Emily