As my deceased aunt's coffin was being sent into the furnace at the crematorium, my cousin's four year-old son said loudly to his two year-old sister "you do know they all come back as zombies...". He was rapidly silenced by his mum.
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- My 5-year old cousin used to believe the garbagemen were stealing their trash.Anon
- My five-year-old cousin thinks that his parents purchased him from Wal-Mart.Anon
- Abba - Happy New Year
"Kangaroo year,
Kangaroo year..."— Santa Puncher - My sister thought (not more than one year ago, she is now 14) that John Doe was an actual person.— Brother to Natascha
- i used to think that if i didn't celebrate my birthday each year my younger sister would catch up with me— q
- My sister uesd to think that you did a whole year's worth of growing in the night before your birthday.— Richard Davies