When I was young, my sister "tootie" told me that I came from a Doody-bird. She claimed that a Doody-bird flew over the house and pooped on a rock, that poop on a rock became me and my parents scooped me up and let me live with them. I went to school and told everyone, oddly I thought that this made me somewhat "cool"...Then of course my second grade teacher Mrs. Hasper told my mom that I would never add up to anything because I told stories and lied all the time."
A childhood belief about i'm different
others believed things like this
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- My friends and I used to believe that if you planted a rock, it would grow a rock tree. Anon
- My Dad use to tell me if I pouted and stuck my lower lip out, a bird would come and poop on my lip.— Tom
- I used to believe the the Elton John song, "Crocodile Rock" was about a Crocodile, named Rock.Anon
- when i was about 5 my sister told me that kiwis were elephant poop— kelli putnam
- My sister told me that if you had sweetcorn in your poo, you had six months to live! I cried for weeks — Billy