i used to believe little dwarves were in my penis and that there was some type of giant water hose (compared to them) and they would pull a switch and you would pee
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that water towers were giant metal spiders. Don't ask. — Goatgirl
- I used to think that water towers were giant golf tees.— adam
- That an undertow was a giant toe under the water that grabbed people and pulled them under.— mikita Jones
- I used to think that Frankie Avalon sang, "Hey Penis, Oh, penis..." instead of "Hey Venus."Anon
- I used to believe that there was an off switch to the ocean so that it could go to sleep at night.Anon
- I used to belive that if we could find the light switch that controlled the sun, we could control the world. Anon