i used to think guys had to squeeze their penises in order to pee. i got really confused when a kid in my 2nd grade class peed his pants.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that guys pulled out their outie belly buttons and that's how they peed.— Sky
- I used to believe that since guys peed while standing up, then they must poo while standing up too.— Stupid girl
- i used 2 think if u lied your pants would catch on fire cus of the sayin "lier lier pants on fire!"— nell
- I used to believe the show Law and Order was a gardening show called Lawn and Order.— Adriana
- I used to believe that the Chinese boy in my kindergarten class flew from China every day to get to class.— Debi
- I used to believe ghurkins were mouldy penises— bubz