my mom told me girls shouldnt fart its not lady like. but i found it simply hilarious but every time i did it she gave me this look so once i put a air freshener in my pants and hopped she wouldn't notice.
A childhood belief about farting
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that if you farted really hard, you could fart a hole in your pants. How dumb was that?— stargirl
- My mum wouls tell me that the air freshener was monster spray— Briana
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- I was told in first grade that if you fart burp and sneeze at the same time you would blow up— bob doodle
- I used to believe that my grandpa had a special power that made him fart each time I pulled his finger. — confused
- I used to think that Chris de burgh song Lady in red was Lady in Bread
— Omega-R-Fox