My mom use to babysit these kids when I was in elementary school. Well one of them was this cool 5th grade girl (I was in 3rd grade). She told me that people who pooped were gross and were 'uncool'. I asked her if she pooped and she answered, "Never! I take these pills and it doesn't make me poo!"
I believed her for over a year and kept asking my mother for these awesome poop pills.
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing
others believed things like this
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I believed that chickens pooped eggs (male and female)— WHAT-A-Doodle-WHO??
- Until I tried it in 3rd grade, my parents told me that if I ate paper my poop would come out in packages.— The Mailman
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso