When i was a kid i used to believe that if i farted and sneezed at the same time i would explode. My friend told me it happened to his cousin.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- when i was little i used to beleive that if i coughed, sneezed and farted at the same time i would blow up— fart
- When I was a kid I thought that when tornado/twisters were what happened when God sneezed.— Not In Kansas Anymore
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- My brother once told me that if you burp and fart at the same time, you'd explode— Aubrey
- My older brother told me that everytime you sneezed your lungs would bleed. I believed this until I was 21!— Gem
- i used to believe that every time i farted i was being jet propelled.— chuckipoo