when i was in 3rd grade, my dad had came to pick me up from school for an early dismissal...my teacher was leaving the classroom to go and meet him so he asked me what does your dad look like...i immediately described him as being orange, i really thought my dads skin color was freaking orange, my teacher bust out laughing and told my father about it he too laughed
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I thought "Orange is the New Black" was about wearing orange to funerals.Anon
- that red and orange were different shades of the same color— Larry
- I used to believe that if you ate too many carrots your skin and hair would turn orange. — Mariah
- A[n] nth grade teacher only had to finish the nth grade when he or she was in school.— MD Caruso
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary
- My dad told me that in Florida, snow is orange.— Belle