I used to believe that if i didn't pee quietly "bad guys" would come beat me up. althought I never was that good at peeing quietly, and they never came!!
A childhood belief about weeing and pooing

others believed things like this
- Bronski Beat - Beat Boy
"Meatball
Meatball
Hit that perfect meatball..."— Santa Puncher - I always thought the lyrics in I'm Blue were "I could beat up a guy"— Trisha Gaurav
- I used to believe that the term "being mugged" meant someone beat someone else with a coffee mug.— Matt Thiel
- i used to believe that when you had diahria you were peeing out of your butt.— roger rabbit
- I use to believe that peeing was bad for your body, and it should only be done once per 3 days— Master P
- i used to think when i was like 5 or 6 that a leprechaun would crawl up into me when i was peeing.— anonymous