When I was a kid, I had just watched The Animal starring Rob Schneider. One day I went to a public bathroom with my dad. I saw the paper towels and copied a line from the movie, not knowing what it really meant:
"I wish they had one of those blowjobby things...I mean handjobby things...I mean hand dryers!"
My dad told me not to say that and I didn't find out why until a few years later...
A childhood belief about oral sex
others believed things like this
- when i was little i believed that when we watched a movie people had to act the movie all over a gen.
— Emmer - i thought the for sale sign buy owner things meant that u could also buy the owner — brandi
- I used to believe that my dad use to find magic balls behind my ears and catch them in a paper bag.— Netty
- I used to think that an imbecile was some type of seal, before knowing that it meant someone stupid.Anon
- I thought the "To Let" signs on buildings meant they were public toilets.— Scottish Laddie
- I used to believe that a "punch line" meant a line of people waiting to dip punch from a punch bowl.— Sheila