When I was a kid, I had just seen the third Austin Powers movie. One day, my parents and I went to a fast food place, and I recalled something funny from the movie out loud.
I said "Austinpussy."
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- when i was little i believed that when we watched a movie people had to act the movie all over a gen.
— Emmer - I used to think that a movie is made in realtime. I tought that a 2 hour movie is made in 2 hours.— Alexander
- I used to believe that EVERYTHING we did was being filmed for someone somewhere to watch as a movie— KatBird_27
- "Dad, how come in every war movie there is always a man named Lieutenant?"— Chrisotpher
- If your first name is on the credits for a movie, you're famous.Anon
- I used to believe that we (the human race) was a movie and God was showing it to everyone.— Sean