When I was younger, I was singing karaoke with my mom. I was singing "Quit Playing Games With My Heart." Being the weird jokester I was, I decided to switch the letters while singing it.
"Qlit Puaying Games With My Heart" did not go over well with my mom.
I later looked it up on Google, but didn't know what it was until a few years later.
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that board games were called bored games because you play them when you're bored.Anon
- The song called heart of glass mixed me up as a kid. I heard "Heart and ass". — oops
- I used to think that when people had heart attacks someone came and stabbed their heartAnon
- When I was younger, I saw Madonna's video for "Material Girl". I thought she was singing "I'm a Cheerio Girl"!— Greg
- I used to think that if you eat pig heart, you could grow another heart and be twice as healthier. Anon
- I used to believe opera singing was a language all its own.— Rachel