At my day care, we had one bathroom with three toilets in it. There were no stalls or anything, just three toilets right next to each other. Well, my best friend was a dude and so when I saw him peeing standing up I asked him why I couldn't do that too. He told me to try it and I did. Afterwards, when I had to explain to my teacher why my pants were wet, I told her it was because god was sexist and didn't let boys and girls pee the same way.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- I never knew why boys had to lift up the toilet seat...until my friend told me that boys had bad aim.Anon
- i used to believe that little people lived in the toilets. and that they could eat anything and everything. — bob the pinecreek
- When I was a small boy, I used to believe there were spiders in the toilets.— nicolas, a French student in 8th grade
- I used to think water towers were where everyone's uh...waste...went to from the toilets.— Stephanie
- I used to believe that toilets would open and swallow you up because they got dirty!!— swallowing toilet
- I used to think 'To Let' on disused office buildings meant they were big toilets.— Tracey