When I learned the pledge, I thought it went:
I pledge (like the cleaner) a legion
To the flag of the USA
And to their we love it - ?
From which his stand
One nation, Underbob, Invisible
With Liberty Ann Justice (like it was a name) 4-all.
I though bob was like another god and stood up on his stand and we pledged the US (a legion) to him and promised to keep it clean or else he would make us invisble. O, and Liberty Justice was his wife.
A childhood belief about the pledge

others believed things like this
- Through second grade I always concluded the pledge with '...indivisible, with liberty and just a straw.'— George
- I used to believe that the "Pledge" of Allegiance had something to do with our "Pledge" cleaner. — Pledge
- When I was little, I thought that since boys stood up to pee, they could stand up to poop.— Lacey
- I thought the Statue of Liberty was god.— Amy R. CA.U.S.
- I thought that God looked like the Statue of Liberty.— R*
- I used to think it was a coincidence that judges all had the first name "Justice".— Katz