I remember at about 6, I used to play doctor with a little girl and I thought my penis looked like a hot dog, while her vagina sort of looked like a hot dog roll. I didn't know exactly how or why you would do it, but I thought they were made like that purposely, so the hot dog would fit in the roll.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I thought Rock and Roll were 2 musicians, with one who rocked and one who rolled.Anon
- I thought that the song "Built this City" by starship went as follows. "Milk and Cereal, Rock and Roll"Anon
- I thought god looked like the face on the play-doh can!— Jonathan Franz
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- all people who smoke roll up cigarettes have been to prison— spam
- i used to think that you pull the string on a tampon and it would roll out to make a sanitary towelAnon