When I was around 10 or 11, a friend told me he was going to get a "piece of ass". At the time, I was horrified, thinking somehow that you stuck a spoon in a girl's rectum and got a piece of it. When he asked me if I wanted him to get one for me too, not wanting to seem uncool, I replied, "not today."
A childhood belief about sex

others believed things like this
- I used to believe fax machines instantly teleported a piece of paper to who ever you wanted. Anon
- I used to believe that an Adams apple was a piece of apple that was stuck in someone's throat.— Ron Aaron
- once me and my friend stuck her mums tampons up are butts thinking that you didnt have to poo— ha ha ha ha
- I used to think the Static in the TV where millions of flying bugs stuck wanting to escapeAnon
- i used to believe that one piece of ear wax was actually called a wach. — rachael
- I used to think that a gherkin was some kind of piece of machinery. I wonder where I got THAT from...— Some Idiot