My mom used to call my vagina a "tudy". I never could watch "Facts of Life" with a straight face. A girlfriend's mom called it "Margaret". I don't know why.
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- My girlfriend belived that sitcoms were called that because you sat down to watch them.— Zeppy
- I used to believe that north was always straight ahead. I could never face south, but I knew it was behind me!— Bruces
- I used to believe that my middle name was Goofy, even though it's actually Margaret.— Lisa
- I used to think making straight A's in school was literally writing A's straight. Anon
- I used to think light sabers were called life savers.— alison
- If you pulled a face, and the clock struck on the hour, your face would stay in that position.— Jo V...NL