This wasn't me, but I work at a daycare and one of the teachers there is pregnant. One day one of the little kids said, "Did you eat the baby?" and then another time the same teacher went to the restroom and came back and one of the children said, "Did you just have the baby when you went potty?" Aww...how adorable!
A childhood belief about condoms

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that when you were pregnant, if you went to the toilet your baby would come out. — 2 Awesome
- I used to believe that you got pregnant by drinking the man's wee wee!! Yeuck! I was never having a baby!!— A
- A friend of mine used to think that you got pregnant from eating baby food.— Jemima
- i thought - when i was pregnant - i could dye my hair blond, and my baby wouldn´t be brunette as i am.— judi (peru)
- when i was 5 years old I thought that a pregnant women deliever the baby by vomiting it — Nesreen Tashkandi
- I used to believe that when a woman was pregnant the baby could play monkey bars on her ribs.— Laura