When I was in 1st grade I heard the word "Viagra" for the first time. Later that day, my dad was talking about what must have been a heart surgery. I made a connection between the two and decided that a Viagra was a surgery that every man had to get when he turned 50. This surgery involved going into his belly and removing the Viagra vein. Every man had to get this or else he would die.
Shortly after, a boy at school was making fun of me for being a girl. Triumphantly, I told him, "At least I don't have to get a Viagra!" Confused, he asked me to explain. When I told him about the Viagra every boy has to get when he's 50 or else he'll die, he was horrified. He ran to tell his friends and soon most of the boys I knew were buzzing with fear at the idea of some day having to get a Viagra.
Still makes me giggle!
A childhood belief about people

others believed things like this
- I thought Viagra was an allergy medicine for a really long time.Anon
- I thought Viagra was an arthritis medication until i was about 13 years old. Anon
- I used to believe viagra was a mint and that it was an everyday mint you could buy from the post office!!!— Bartoner
- I used to think that plastic surgery actually involved using plastic.
— JohnJ - I used to think that doctors added plastic to your face in plastic surgery.— caro
- I used to believe that plastic surgery was done with plastic knives.— Vicki J.