One time I was driving in the car with my mom. I wanted her to eject a cd from the cd player in the car. Earlier on in the day I had heard the word ejaculation. I thought the word eject was an abbreviation for the word ejaculate. So in an attempt to show off my big vocabulary to my mom, I said, "Mom can you ejaculate the cd."
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- In first grade, I thought that if I've never heard of a word before, then it wasn't a word.— Destiny
- When I was young, I heard the word 'minion' for the first time and thought it was a miniature onion.— Karin
- I used to think the word fever was just another word for giraff— Marshall m
- For years I heard the word "pedophile" and thought it meant a pedicurist's tool.— Lauren
- I used to think that "boobies" was a bad word all the timeAnon
- Up until I was 10 or 11, I thought the word anonymous was 'annoymous'.Anon