In Beyonce's 'Irreplaceable' I thought she said 'In the closet that's my stuff. Yes sir i just farted, please dont touch.'
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- That only men farted. I literally started sobbing the first time I realized I farted.Anon
- i used to believe that if you farted out of your mouth, you'd die.— John Deere
- I used to think when you farted, bubbles came out.— Nick
- My dad would say "The snake's are barking" when he farted.— Big1
- i used to belive when i farted green gas came out my bum— daniel rowan