when i was little some stupid kid at schoold told me that kiwi's were monkey butts and sure enough i beleived it and didn't have another for along time!
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- My dad told me that kiwi fruits were kiwi birds testicles. They are the right shape and kind of furry— jefnier
- My father used to call soya sauce "monkey blood". I didn't even consider tasting it for years!— Me
- In first grade a boy told me that he could see girls naked with his microscope lens. I beleived it for years.— Jeanette
- My kids believe if they pick their nose their butts will fall off!— wendy
- I used to believe that they got the lunchmeat bologna from cutting off dead people's butts.— angie
- when i was a kid i used to believe the monkey could speak— killian