Around Christmas every year my Mom liked to play the album by "Boney M" and on the tape was a song called "Feliz Navidad". Well for years my sister and I always thought that they were singing "At least Mommy died" for the chorus. We could never figure out why they were so happy that their Mom had died and why it was a Christmas song.
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I use to think the known Christmas song "in excelsis deo" was en chelsea's dayo— Mike Simmons
- I used to put a camera along my fireplace on Christmas Eve in hopes to tape Santa.Anon
- I was told that for every christmas carol i sang before christmas time santa would give me one less present!— K
- I believed that Robins hibernated throughout the year and only came out at christmas. Anon
- I thought there was some video games so hard that if you died on them you also died in real life!— Kakuri
- I used to think that partridge in a pear tree was "cartridge" in a pear tree(christmas song)— Erica