For some unknown reason I used to think that you could shoot people with your penis, like a laser. We were in 3rd grade at the time and me and my friend were play fighting and 'shooting' each other with 'guns', so I said to him, "Lets shoot each other with our willies!" I remember him looking very confused. I wonder why!
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- I used to believe that they shoot the chickens we eat one by one at the farm.— A
- i thougt robers could shoot into the phone and the bullet would come through and hit me— knowledge
- When I was 10 I thought that if you smoked once God would shoot you with a lightning bolt!— tHOMAS
- I used to think that if you sneezed while wearing a tampon it would shoot out like a rocket. — Crazy Kid
- When I was young I had a plan to shoot big piles of paper up to the sun so it would never burn out.— Waterbottle
- I used to beleive that if you flushed the toilet that it would explode and all the water would shoot out.— Michelle