when i was a toddler i used to beleive freckels were cow poop. i had like a million freckels so one day i walked behind a cow and said give me more freckels and he pooped on my shoe. lol
A childhood belief about skin

others believed things like this
- I used to believe that beauty marks (freckels) were Butterfly bites!— Jolene
- I used to think it was true that only ugly girls poop and I thought I was an ugly girl because I poopedAnon
- I used to beleive that eggs were actually poop from chickens, and that eating it would make you throw up.Anon
- I'm black, so as a child I used to assume that white people pooped peach the way I pooped brown.— Rick
- i used to beleive that if you swalled gum it would give you chiken pox— nose picker
- I use to beleive that bitting my nails will give me powers to stop being afraid. — scaredy cat