When my husband was a child, he thought that the line from the Heart song "Crazy on You" was, "Let me throw gravy, gravy on you."
Instead of the real lyrics - "Let me go crazy, crazy on you..."
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- In Beyonce's song 'Crazy in Love', I always thought she said 'Daisy right now'.Anon
- After watching a crazy TV show, I believed that aliens were real. I still have a little fear of them. — Niki005
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- I used to think gravy was made in graveyards.Anon
- My Wifes dad used to tell her that if she ate the dark lumpy bits in the instant gravy she would die!!— Okse
- I thought an asylum seeker was a crazy person who checked in to an asylum on purpose.— Nate