One time when I was maybe 3 or 4 years old, my mom was putting away some clothes in her closet. A support on one of the shelves broke, sending the shelf and its contents crashing to the floor. Angry and annoyed, my mom started muttering, "Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!"
I assumed that she was referring to the closet.
The next day, I asked, "Hey, Mom, can I put the damners in the dammit?" (If a closet was a dammit, clothes must be damners!) After she recovered from her surprise at what had just come out of her young daughter's mouth, she and my dad had a good laugh.
A childhood belief about in my closet
others believed things like this
- I used to think that Dammit was God's last name.— M. Pasternak
- That captain hook lived in my closet on the very top shelf.Anon
- I used to believe my bedroom closet was actually a time machine.— Carrie
- i used to believe that there was a pirate n my closet .— Natyyyy
- i used to believe that i could avoid death by locking myself in a closet.— babie
- I seriously used to believe that Bert from Sesame Street lived in my closet and that he was going to kill me.— Liz