When I was a little girl I was coming home from the beach. Of course I only knew what a girls part looked like at the time. I was outside of my cousins house with my grandma who was helping me hose the sand off of my feet. I stood there as my feet were getting hosed off and all of a sudden my cousin pops out of the house butt naked (mind you were both little tots). I screamed "MOMMY, GRANDMA WHY DOES HE HAVE A STICK STICKING OUT OF HIM!!!!"
A childhood belief about rude bits
others believed things like this
- when i was a little girl i thought God looked like my grandma and dressed like the statue of liberty. Anon
- I used to believe that if you rubbed naked feet with someone of the opposite sex you would become pregnant!— Tiffany
- My dad told me that the reason feet were stinky was because they grew out of your butt.— Veronika
- My grandma used to think that "It's raining men" by the weather girls was "Israeli men"
Heh— Dan - When I was little, my cousin told me that if i licked my feet, I would get babies.Anon
- When I got my feet measured by the electronic machine, I thought that the machine will squash my feet!— Helen