My sister used to love dogs. When she was about 5 she asked my dad what a female dog was called. He said 'bitch'. From then on, whenever someone asked her what she wanted to be when she grew up, she answered 'a bitch'.
A childhood belief about cats and dogs

others believed things like this
- when asked what i would like to be when i grew up, as a girl of about 5, i answered "a horsey".Anon
- i used to think the "Smack my Bitch Up" song by Prodigy was "Snap my picture"..like Snap my pic-cha!
Anon - My sister and I thought cats and dogs were the same animal, the dogs were male and the cats were female.— Paul
- When I was young and someone asked me what I wanted to be once I grew up, I'd say "A DOG!"— Alysia
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- When a "mean girl" in early grade school asked me if I was a virgin I answered "no I am catholic."— Hilary