In elementary school, my neighbor told me that "several" meant seven. So if she said she had several Barbies, it meant she had seven of them.
She was also the one who told me that only women whose husbands have died could use the title Ms. instead of Mrs. or Miss. This is how people knew if you were widowed or not.
I believed her until I mentioned it to one of my teachers.
A childhood belief about speaking

others believed things like this
- When I was in elementary school nuns cam to our school. I thought that 'nun' meant they had no religion.Anon
- I believed that female teachers got to choose if they wanted to be called "mrs. or miss" — Jenna
- i used to think that women gave birth to their husbands and marry them...— Pat
- I believed that our teachers lived at school. They were teachers--they had no reason to leave :)(Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy
- Someone told me People and fish went to the same place.I thought they meant humans get flushed— MrK