When I was about eight years old I heard about copyright laws. I thought that to sing the song in that you had to write to the person singing it and ask permission.
A childhood belief about songs

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- When I first heard Matt Monro's song "Born Free," I thought he was singing "Porn Free."Anon
- I thought that the word Copyright was like copying your right hand on the copier.Anon
- When Madonna sang "let the choir sing" in "Like a Prayer", I thought she was singing "love by proxy"— Kristen
- When I first heard Bruce Springsteen's song, "Born in the USA," I thought that the song was "Porn in the USA"Anon
- That song that goes:
I'll never let you go...
I thought he was singing:
Another machine gun...
Haha.— Kelle