When I was a child, I thought that Jimmy Buffett blew out his flip-flop stepping on a PopTart; and that he was vainly searching for his "lost Digger the Dog" (a popular toy when I was small).
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- I used to think the lyrics to "Too Legit To Quit" were "Do the flip, do the tootsie flip"— cassie
- When I was a child and the wind blew strong I used to believe that someone was hiding under the bed.— FER
- When me and my brother were kids we used to think that Jim'll Fix it's Jimmy Saville was called Jim'llAnon
- Throughout my childhood I believed that Jimmy Saville's name was actually "Jimll Fixit".— Galina Shinra
- As a small child I always confused someone being unconcious with someone being dead.— Rick
- the dance settee seems to be very popular... I'm another one who thought of Jesus dancing on a sofa....Anon