I used to think that everyone's genitals looked entirely different.
I would imagine all kinds of weird shapes going on down there for different children.
I believed this until my preschool friend left the door open when she was using the bathroom- I exclaimed, "She has a pee-pee just like mine!"
A childhood belief about rude bits

others believed things like this
- I used to think that 'Child Locking' only worked on children and that older people could still open the door.— Anonymous Whistleblower
- i used 2 believe when i left my closet door open at
night a skelleton would pop out and wave at me— bex - I thought if I left the door open too long, a dog would come from the cupboard in the washroom and eat me
Anon - My friend's sister believed the lyrics to Gazza's "Fog on the Tyne" were "Fog on the dinasaurs mine all mine"— Suzanne
- I once told a friend of mine that if you held in a smelly burp, it'd turn into a fart. She believed me.Anon
- If i farted in the tub the bubbles would be different shapes.Anon