I used to think that breasts were long, trunk-like things attached to a woman's chest, and they had to wear bras to keep from tripping over them.
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- i used to believe that bras were bullet-proof vests for women.— emily
- I used to believe planes flew by being attached by strings like a kite.Anon
- I used to believe that China was attached to the United States somewhere up near Washington state.Anon
- My Dad told me that biting my nails would result in a large toenail being attached to my stomach lining.— LindaAG
- I used to think that the shoulder blades were actually "back breasts".— Kdees
- I used to think that if a gorilla pounded its chest it liked you.Anon