When I was little my Dad asked my mum what was for tea that day. She replied Faggots and I said you never say Soddit and Faggot because they are rude words. I think I meant Sod it or F**k it
A childhood belief about general

others believed things like this
- When I first heard the words "flea market", I actually thought it meant "selling fleas".Anon
- I used to believe that all languages were just jiberish and I asked my mom why they didn't use real words.Anon
- I held my breath near cemeteries because I thought it would be rude to inhale spirits. Anon
- As a child, my twin sister and I used to pronounce `Spaghetti' as `Mastaghetti'. Sounds a bit rude, no? Anon
- I used to believe that all four-letter words are bad words.Anon
- i used to believe that sex meant love and that having sex meant the two people would live happily ever after.— amy