One New Year's Eve, my daughter's boyfriend - Then aged 29 - said "We'll be singing Hold Hands Arc tonight won't we"
She said "what?"
He: "You know, where you all hold your hands up in an arc."
How do you get to 29 years old not knowing Auld Lang Sine
A childhood belief about misheard lyrics

others believed things like this
- When I was a kid I thought babies where made when people hold hands and kissed nude...— Ryan
- If you hold your breath and make a wish under a highway tunnel it will come true....I still hold my breath :)— aj
- When I first heard the song "Constant Craving" by KD Lang, I thought she was singing "God save gravy."Anon
- when i was a little kid. i used to think that when u hold ur breath ur heart stops.. LOL :P — Annonymus
- I used to believe that it was the law to hold the railing when you're walking down/up stairs— Brit
- My dad always told me to never hold my sneeze and if I did, then my head will explode.— anon.